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? " ; i V a : i i.-.'iil 'i ' rtl' ."J , 1 .'(.' .1. 1 V I - - L 't J S .1 .,. .V-4i.',J.Jv. f- .1 rA v U tjtr f , -'' '-.7 ' v , MORAVIAN FALLS, JX.C JPLViti9I3' - , ' If i L Kill ' " ' ' ' i T 1. THE GLORIOUS FOURTH. , ? 4 I n ' V 1 t - Tbe editor of Ifhe Lash glides swiftly , into ma new britches .this morning and V s f , Y u , ' " , If my memDry serves me right, 1 be- ' . Heve this is' the date tW antiquity de- t ' (sbtibbOwiggledhM way into the Garden , N : . E3j, and without 4 single trnmn in 1, , ; his handr beat our two onginal ancestors sK : out of foy and glory fcallelujah forerer , " o iiuw uiat was Mjoncom.mon'ppottraae I V, thganie ciuseseof ;wWo I..li.wyf?g- r' continnally-be. after Mr. Snake with a ' - A ...4 Jso customary I , believe, on ngw p er again ail tfie gory battles of i'iv" ette Republic, from Lexiigtons defeat to n( Vj v ' the glorious, victory, of . the Democratic jaBftt-f fail t find the glory td of warAt 1 had-'Vather see v the r ,'barbarionlB swotd bejt into" peaceful plow-1 V'JuvencyctopedjfroiW which .lepngemytoformationtooiffeintheway , 4k''"' SQf 4 denial; y1'; .',r 1 - f f Of course mv ksOwledcv 'uv mv . ' " i " nenwHi war pouia4a i De wnten, upon n ffiVr- ts wingbnt whenmy knowledge V ; pv pnt I draw on my imagination, : .. r :". . .; I ? mndi tfepect for ni Solomon, in his Proverbs was dumb as an oyster about this day . but he was per haps better at writing t Proverbs' than he was, on delivering. 4th of July orations, in fact when a fellow gets to chinnin' a bout with 4 thousand women' and buying candy and chewin' gum for seven hun dred rnore,' his industrious observation wouldn't be likely to come to a .'focus if he should meet the 4th of July at a picnic with Christmas, on xme arm and Easter Sunday in jts pocket HOLD YER TATER BROTHER, and clerkhire f or distribnting pwnpkin- seedand postoffices s Just touch the bal- rt1 i Qh, glory hallelujah! Jordan's road no more is rocky. , -.High: tariff;, shall ho ' .mo jplay Old Man of The Sea to the industrial Sihbada. Soon yie bushes will be -growing'tflap- jacks and the,' song .of .contentment be heard in the land. ' 1 Labor is preparing to' enr , "an ' indus-. trial den.U r " - . 4 ' 5 "; f 5- C'-t in lite.taifflin'on- tbe wooly t,;fce, lis louse is; one piece of vital cre- :dfrVr: aiiakea,fear muskee- -r U'-vraf v.,a BeasaonssocJate with ; (i- -3 d back square but for -at, hornet, f ' - il-dy locse hss been -a .victim f I 15 -T 7 eiace away bacfcin iaphfc ,1 . , ; i l 1 7 rrencry -when I sata the fiat - '-' iV ft-J 1 ' t 2 'a flab ttcchccl and fuelled out of :r'3cUL:-.-cV with one'hand ".-r: 1 C.3 Up cf ny head . with ;the ' -i t' c 1 c!d Xray of progress to! Providence' V- and Democracy has' commenced H operatinV on It. -r ff; , Political faith doctors bive been bam- foozling the Samsons of Labor, and tho conckrasof their terrible atrength, they continue grinding the' Philistine corn of patience. v ;VV--V;- .Tariff revision is now the jstar of hope the haven for, all mr,illsV, ! s Soon the 'high cost of living." will be forevehnshedl'. f V' t . It's tariff now then comes the pitiful farce played, with the currency. , V How long'.wiU, Labor, submit to this miserable hocus-pocus On the part' of poUdcianswhose battlecry is 4'piei' : : " ' Soon the laborers are going to'' grow weazy w uuiung: iroa, xweeaieaum 10 tweediedee"; tired ci'turi: 7 setTof wretched rascals .out to turn another ini Then what will haca? 'tHII the people who have Wn fcspbvul:-.! to supply the insatible ' greed ! cf ft - T ci; cf indnstriat wolves, surxexii :r, erd , t ' into' abject slavery, ox riisia t!cc-7 : " -'-nesainrt their bosses? w And while the spokesman for plutoc- 1 1 1 4. i racy, assures ua that all is well, we 'are going to keep right on plastering; corns to jenre 1 cramp colic until something That's What well do. ' Betjr go ask; your congressman abont it' -He can Ull yon what to do to be saveu. ; t v V , -Silt 1 pi. 1 -fiiiinii.il- i . .... 1 j" I . y' " f f 15 Cents Vkb.: other candidates for ; : ;ss, thra all, ' 'V? ; - Hll arrange: it if you11 but give him an opportunity to draw 5,oooter annum hiijtttiby(lhe'eaiif .fC' V ' i Jr "1 " lili 1 Mi, 1 - THE WORLD'S S1XNEL1NG. I, have discovered air, that the English language is a rnnV ; Y ' , . I have ransacked; every, word depart- uicuc iiuo wewnjawjuujDiL J.uuians xo tbe helposkins indulged in by chattering . r '. "1.1.. . ,i...Ti 1 j' ' ,jw n.1- ft., jt. . ri. .... .. kmvmwv. . mkwick wvwrv film irim on nr w.v.c , , u,uVit ivyi-jgrew weaic, tetaggerea and gave ontj witn dence wh WeWaU which! would out oscar unaerwooa nas Tmini tmi attempt to use to describe' a featherless, tw,o legged animal which is neither man nor ape;Wfaosemu;i& an infringement on that of a sic -buzzard, and his bab blings the pus of inalodbrous maggots. . iWe find words to describe old John J. RockefelleVwho is ao infernal stingy that the often fills hia bejly with - warm water to cheat it into the belief that it has had a warmt meai;.who has been caught steal ing from himself , and was once heard discussmg the' matter in his sleep, wheth er it is cheaper go lousy or buy a fine comb? ilV.fUr ? v - We can find liflgo to fit brazen liars and conscienceless 'robbers, including; every type from old Judas Iscariot down to the editor of a aiandpat republican newspa- . --.t -.. j , i- J per, ; but to crcs3 up in words, this gila monster. wLo was hatched in the marshy ages are but white wir-1 angels by conv,r , f v ' nesswhich Moseslai4npon the land ,r, EgyptWuWinwnite' hil souJ;, fiis heart is a green worm thal V' fPn Hehas moral gangreeQ lUV)r andhw odor5o. moraHty. .would ; give, V-,: tk''v'' ;;:ThMM,imaiisi)r?A.T;Ab . :p'lH;r ehohim!( JV'.f , The meanest of mankind. s4 " ? V ' Observe hhn well, for,. it' hasreqnkedt -"4 - ' wjS-tae ; again; Heia n oncentrationall vthe M ? aretanghtthat ProvMence erekeif notbi-i ' f,f ink ' vain,' WtWb' charge" r i"' ' Jiot'witthise.astence H'!' , tisno commonmortal!wh)semeniorjr V ' he wonldame, .outgone whoajer, in josejm's tomb,H who cansed' the I ' menage o'er , Bethlehen,', liiineteen; h toermgtmtobemor ;I ; Without apologizing to the Jowly. JTaz' ' j 2) arene, whose social chmss are.gravea y K y: leof goldnetl;; ; Sfaw Christianity, heaaya ''all aocuLtsshpoldl' beinhelfwhere they belong.;'ir Thw ali.i tM4 t'- who choose to accepi thedoctrine of-o.,V; t v X, AbernettyitheLooe whose . , 7 Whole nntnl inrWtim fw'mWM 'Hf.'! ' "''is.i', ' the face of a nickle,yand his Christianity fensc soEs dismal ' swamp,; from the addiede3 cl aa aspanijlavludin5" in some cxir-3 C -3. or nisimkty : dive to avciJ c ! - " r bnck shot lot vilj" ia cults c :. . - cen.arl.trcr-, 7e 1 Weaut but WdnderwhawiU ,becoae4 'f I ; ata calirs the W ? tattleof his pobcronaprainorhe ia'nniifWllT t tor neaverr td tnrt f,-vnt fn dirty.raacal set totsa whiielepbint VAr. & f thllid anxioroJ to know rt It 1-'M ii, J: r- c' - t r ' : IJyodontin.5 LcScfit? j-ctcrcca,c:Lic c , L.t it cr: ;-.., ..Uj.J . .1.-. :nco, and ro bo gcc n ix iisligicn. v n vcm crD, z f , L
The Lash (Moravian Falls, N.C.)
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